ricecrispies, recipes, and roaches.
this fresh and tasty meal does not require much, it is made from all the things that remain in your fridge even when you haven't seen a supermarket from the inside for weeks.
for that i do not know, what exactely can be scratched from the inner surface of YOUR fridge, i have no idea what your H T T P will taste like.
what i know for sure is, that if you cut it to small pieces and mix it with some water and pour it into your toaster (replace the fuse of the toaster with a thick piece of steel - it otherwise would interrupt the circuit. and the machine does not work without juice!), plug it in and switch it on very cautiously, step back some inches and wait a while (20 minutes might be enough to kill those little animals that cannot be seperated from the useful mass on your fridge's surface - they are some kind of meat-bonus) then: TADAA!!!:
YOUR HTTP NOW IS FINISHED! and it went that quick! and the fridge is clean!
i assure it now looks like hot and toasted tomato-pineapple-juice. what it tastes like - i cannot tell. depends on what you've found in your fridge...
bon appetit.
[[[attention: i once had a friend who tried to feed his children with HTTP about six weeks. (you should have seen his fridge - before and after!) if the colour of your HTTP is getting brighter and brighter the fifth or sixth time you prepare it you probably could have reached the first paint-layers and this could be dangerous for your health. perhaps. because i once had a friend who.... (good luck.)]]]
for preparing this very very easy meal you don't need that much, you could even say, almost NOTHING.
and now that you got everything you need for this, just throw it in a pot with boiling water and keep it there until all the water has vapourized.
it's no use cleaning the dishes before or even after devouring because VACUUM VILLED VITH VANISHED VHITE VOOD can be eaten mentally.
i myself prefer a glass of vater but it is not necessary to have a drink. be sure you have some valium or opiate or weed for dessert to stay calm in case of still feeling a bit hungry. that is just an illusion - if you did nothing wrong while cooking my tasty VVVVVV.
some may find that combination of ingredients too exotic - so f... off and don't cook it!
it's quite easy, put it all in a pan (1. olive-oil, garlic, chilies, kohlrabi with tandoori masala, lots of cucumber herb, curry, meat), wait. smoke exactely one cigarette.
let the beans follow after a short while and then all the remaining stuff you surely have prepared well and loving.
now the time has come to choose a record (i recommend: original soundtrack: elvis presley with the jordanaires: "elvis presley in girls! girls! girls! a hal wallis production") and mix a drink, 'capitano' with strawberry lime.
after 30 minutes (or more) you can start cooking gnocchi.
when everything's done, rasp the cheese and pour it over the gnocchi (on plate), then the bean-kohlrabi-mass and be ready to eat.
if you don't like it, you are a nasty bad cook.
capitano:
4 cl southern comfort
2 cl bourbon
2 cl citrus juice
1 cl amaretto
4 cl orange juice